le smoking buddies (Zeus and Lyssa)

Alyssa held her hands out for Theo to pull her up. "Mmm, alcohol run sounds good." she grinned, though started rolling her eyes as he continued speaking. "Oh, you're such a mastermind, you little planner. Let's hope you have to do the flirting, I'd like to see you work your magic."

"Sometimes you talk and I just get sad inside." Alyssa forced up a long heavy sigh. "You won't end up alone, dimwit. I'm sure you'll find some airhead swimmer in need and you'll settle down and adopt a bunch of little kiddies. Or you could move to Turkey."

"It's funny because 'gay, slut and relatively nice young gentleman' all fits your profile. You are your siblings." she grinned as she bumped her hips with his (kind of, though he was albeit taller than her). "Liking everyone is much better than being picky. When bisexuals go out looking for a chance to get lucky, they've technically got a bigger chance than some straight bloke or chick, if you think about it."

Theo hauled Alyssa to her feet and grinned, bouncing on the balls of his feet. "Hey, hey, let's go. Oh I hope it's someone pretty who serves us. Madam?" He offered her his arm, smiling and miming adjusting his tie. Oh, they were going to have a fun evening.

"Airhead swimmer?" Theo asked, raising his eyebrows. "Are you insinuating that my future hunk of a boyfriend will not be incredibly intelligent?"

He grinned at her and shrugged. "Nah, though, cos once you rule out straight guys, lesbians and homophobes you're kind of like, limited. I don't know. I'm overthinking this. Let's get some booze."

"Oh, don't tell my Dad or anything but I'm on minus forty bucks in my account at the moment. I don't think he'd be too impressed. Never mind. We'll pay the attendant with happy thoughts or something." He hoped he was still under the limit to drive.