congratulations, I have arrived (Rhea & Artemis)

Rhea opened the door to Artemis' room - without knocking of course, knocking was a bother. "Damn, I was hoping you'd have a hot roommate in, preferably coming out of the shower." she winked at her brother before she closed the door.

The girl made her way over to what she guessed was Artemis' bed and plopped down. "I've decided to come and visit you, if you haven't noticed." she exclaimed. "Theo and Claude's room was locked, either they're not home or doing something I don't want to know about." she looked around, stomach growling. "Don't you have any food? I'm starved."

Artemis didn't hear a knock but Rhea
came through the door. He then rolled his eyes when she wished that
his roommate was coming out of the shower. “ Rhea Radley isn't
here. And two learn to knock next time. I might be coming out of the
shower naked.”


He then looked and seen that she was
sitting on his bed. “ Yes I see that you come visiting me. This is
something that doesn't happen often.” Artie then listened to why
she was here. “ God hope they aren't there cause I don't want to
know what they are doing in there. Wait was there a tie on the
doorknob?” He then pointed to his small fridge. “ There might be
something in there.”

"Oh my god, you mean that you shower? Naked? How dirty." Rhea rolled her eyes right back at her brother. "I'll try to knock next time, but I'd like to think you'd get dressed in the bathroom, seeing as Radley might be here once you're out, unless you guys are into the whole oogling at each other naked thing. Then that's your business!"

She propped his pillows up against the wall, leaning her back against them and crossed her legs. "Don't you think Claude and Theo would make an astounding couple?" she grinned. "They might just be planning their next step of destruction." she shrugged.

"Will you get me something to eat? I'm way too comfortable to move." she yawned, stretching out on the bed.

Artemis then rolled his eyes at his
sister. “ I got in the shower after coming home from the club.
Radley wasn't here so I didn't think anything of it.” He then
listen as Rhea said they might be into the whole oogling each other.
“ That is Theo and Claude. I happen to had a wonderful night of
getting drunk and getting a lapdance from a hot women.”


He then was being asked if Theo and
Claude would make a good couple. “ Rhea I love you since you are my
little sister. But please don't not as me any questions like that
since that is my twin we are talking about.”


Artemis then walked over to his fridge
and grabbed a sandwich he made earlier. “ Here eat.”

"What?" Rhea managed out, her mouth open wide and eyebrows raised. "Excuse me? Will you repeat that? Did you just say that you were drunk... getting a... lap dance?" The words made her cringe. "Okay first off, that was not something I needed to hear. Second, since when do you get drunk when I'm not around? Third, who on this earth would give you a lap dance? And why haven't I gone and gotten myself a lap dance?"

The brunette - still a bit grossed out - shrugged. "I'm just saying, I mean Theo is related to me so he can't be gross looking and Claude's pretty fit. They'd almost be a handsome couple!"

She accepted the sandwich, lifting the top bread to make sure it didn't have anything gross in it. Like pickles. "Yum, thank you. Do you have anything to drink with that?"

Artemis couldn't help but stare at his
sister. She was shocked that he would do something like this. And so
was he because it was something that he wouldn't do. “ Yes I got
drunk and a lap dance in the same night. No I wasn't planning on
drinking but this women came over and well you can guess the rest.”
He then looked at Rhea. “ I will take you for your birthday and let
someone give you a lap dance. I will even pay for it since I am your
awesome older brother.”


He then looked at Rhea. “ Theo came
before you and I don't even want to think that my brother might be
gay. Yes I know I keep denying it.”


“ I swear I will put pickles on
everything if that is what you are doing coming over to eat all my
food.” He then grabbed her a soda and took it over to her.

Artemis was going to let her have a lap dance? Artemis was going to pay for said lap dance? There had definitely something gotten into her brother, but Rhea wasn't going to whine.

"Gay or not gay." Rhea frowned a little. "Some people like the other gender, some people like the same gender, others like a little bit of both - can't really blame them, I've snogged girls, some of them are much better at it than some of the boy's I've snogged." she grinned.

"You'd make your baby sister starve?" Rhea pouted, before biting into the sandwich. "That is so mean Artemis." she smiled sweetly at him and reached out for the soda. "You've got way too much food anyway."

Artemis couldn't believe that he just
told her that. But he knew that Rhea wasn't going to complain. “ I
will even buy you shots for your birthday since I am being a nice
brother today. And no I didn't get laid last night.”

“ Yeah there are something about your
brother and sister that you didn't need to know. But you know that I
still love you both.” He then was shocked. “ I didn't know you
snogged girls Rhea?” Artie then shuttered a little bit. “ God I
don't even want to know if Theo and Claude are doing the dirty deed.
And in the.” That is when he opened his fridge and grabbed a bottle
of his whiskey and started to drink. “ A picture I didn't need.”

He then looked at Rhea. “ When it
girls being lesbians it is totally hot. Can't explain why but that is
one way to get a guy going. Is watching two girls going at it.”

“ No Rhea I wouldn't make you starve.
That is why I have to keep so much food in there. Because you come
over and eat. And Theo comes over and well you know the rest.”

Rhea grimaced. "I do not remember asking you if you got laid or not. I don't think that's one of those things you and I need to share with each other."

"Well you know, after a bit too many drinks your head gets cloudy and snogging people becomes even more fun and girls have lipgloss with flavour." she grinned wickedly. But her grin turned into a grimace when the picture of Theo and Claude doing 'the deed' shot up in her head. "Okay, seriously. I was kidding! They are probably just not home. Or blowing something up. Or getting drunk."

She raised her eyebrows, taking a sip from her soda. "You're drinking? Now? During the middle of the day? God, you've changed, haven't you?" she smiled a little. "But yeah, you might find two guys going at it not attractive, but I can't say I wouldn't enjoy it a tiny bit. Not Theo and Claude though, Theo's my brother and that's rather gross, even if they have some serious bromance going on."

Artemis smirked. “ No but you was
thinking that something had to be wrong. Since I been drinking
without you. And I said that I would let you get one lap dance and I
would pay for it. And if I did I wouldn't be sharing it with you
anyways. Maybe Theo I might share.”


He then was listen to Rhea talk about
getting drunk and snogging people. More like Rhea had fun talking
about snogging girls and he was enjoying it. And then everything went
silent when she said that she was just joking about them being in
their room with the door locked. “ Getting drunk sounds like
something they would be doing together.”


Artie then looked at his sister when
she asked if he was drinking. “ Yes I have been. And it might be in
the middle of the day but it is always five o'clock in margarita
ville.” He then took another drink from the bottle. “ Yes sister
I have changed a little bit.” Then she was talking about how he
didn't think that two guys where sexy but Rhea said she was. “ So
you are telling me that you love to see two guy sword fighting and
stick it up each other bums!”

"If they're getting drunk, they are bitches, not inviting me with and all." she grinned, pleased that the conversation was taking another turn, she really didn't like talking about her brothers' sex lives, especially if they thought she shouldn't have one on her own.

"So you've been drinking a lot then?" she was still surprised about that. "I thought you were supposed to be the good kid. What happened?" Maybe it was a good thing, the more drunk he was the less likely he was to be over protective and feel like he should keep an eye on her. Though, Rhea couldn't stop but wonder if she had 'ruined' her brother and turned him into a drunk - not that, that wouldn't be slightly hilarious.

"The making out can be hot." she defended. "Though, no I'm not much for gayporn, male or female." she shrugged. "Doesn't mean I can't enjoy watching two hot men kiss, I have nothing against women kissing either. Don't be homophobic brother." she winked at him.

Artemis was just listen to Rhea talk. He never spent that much time
with her. But her talking about getting drunk and snogging wasn't
something that he planned on doing. He wasn't about ready to talk
about his sex life to his sister. Which he didn't have one so it
didn't matter.



“ I wouldn't say a whole lot. Maybe a drink here and there.” He
could tell that she was surprised. “ Yes I am still the good one.
Who is the sober one who watches out when you and Theo are
plastered.” He was always keeping an eye on her to make sure
nothing happen. “ But getting drunk once in a while isn't bad.”



He then rolled his eyes. “ Guys making out not so hot.” Artie
then heard that she wasn't much for gay porn. “ Rhea that would be
like me making out with a guy. Which I would have to be plaster for.”
He then got angry. “ I am not homophobic!”

"All this talk about drinking, makes me want to drink." Rhea sighed to herself. "I never said it was bad that you're drinking, it just surprised me, that's all." she shrugged.

"You have your taste and I have mine!" Rhea insisted, eyebrows narrowing a little. "If you can think girls making out is hot, doesn't that mean other people will find boys doing the same a turn on?" She was really not going to let this one go.

"And I didn't say you were homophobic, I'm just saying you should be more... accepting of the idea of men with men, you know for the sake of the gay people around you." she pouted slightly. "Who gives any fucks anyway? If a man wants to have sex with a man, let him. It's not like I'm going to waste my time thinking about their sex life when I could be going on about my own."

Artemis then took another drink. “ Yeah I know I think I surprised
Theo too when I started to drink.” He then shrugged. “ You want
what I am drinking?”



“ Ok Ok you have your taste. There is no need for a fight over it.
Geez.” All this sex talk was only reminding him that he didn't have
a sex life. “ Let's change the subject shall we?”



He then sighed. “ Rhea I didn't need to know about you having a sex
life.”

Rhea shrugged, sipping on her soda. "Actually, I think it's a bit early for me to start drinking, I plan on going partying later, but not getting plastered right away, kind of take the fun out of the whole drinking part."

"I wasn't fighting!" she held up her hands in mock-surrender. "But sure, subject change why not, gay porn isn't the usual brother-sister-conversation."

She grimaced before rolling her eyes and putting the remaining of the sandwich onto the nightstand beside the bed. "It's not like you'd want me to have a sex life anyway, and if I had a sex life I wouldn't plan on telling you about it, you might freak out on me." Better not mention the fact that she did indeed have a sex life, that was better kept as a secret for later - or you know, never. "Let's talk about butterflies. Or drinking games, instead."

Artemis then watched as Rhea was
drinking on her soda. “ Yeah I only had a couple of drinks. But I
might go out with you later.” He then listened as she said she
wasn't going to get plastered. “ Well I will remember that when we
go out and find that Evie is drinking. I know you don't like her.”


“ Ok we wasn't fighting! But
seriously need to change the subject. I am sure this is something
that you don't bring up around Theo.”


He looked at Rhea. “ Of course we
don't want you to have a sex life. You are my little sister and Theo
and I don't want to have to kill a guy because of it.” This was a
subject that he hated to talk about. “ Butterflies are nice. But
there is this drinking game I saw at the club, Battle shots.”

"I like Evangeline." she defended. But noo, no she really didn't. "And we can go get drunk later, very drunk, might as well invite the whole gang - Theo and Claude - to come with, we should buy cocktails this time. Ooh, and play drinking games!"

"What are you on about? Theo and I discuss gayporn all the time!" Rhea said, shaking her head. "It's our favourite subject, that and talking shoes."

Rhea resisted the urge to stick her tongue out at her brother. She didn't really like it when she was called 'little sister' it made her sound like a child, and she definitely wasn't one of those. "Killing people because I sleep with them? Isn't that a bit extreme?" she gave him a look. "Anyways, butterflies, yes those are gorgeous. I might start collecting butterflies now. Rhea the butterfly hunter." God, she was getting crazier by the minute... What had been in this sandwich?

Artemis laughed. “ You can't fool me Rhea. I know you don't like
her.” He then heard that they was going to get drunk later. “ Ah
yes the whole gang and yes cocktails this time with the umbrellas.
And drinking games are fun.”




“ You discuss gay porn with Theo?” Artemis was going to ask why
but it was Theo. “ Thank you Rhea you just gave me my nightmare for
tonight.”



He then looked at Rhea. “ I won't kill them just hurt them enough
so they won't do it again.” Artemis loved his little sister enough
to make sure a guy didn't hurt her. “ Yes butterflies are gorgeous.
I think I want to get a butterfly plant and plant it under my window
outside.” He couldn't help but laugh at Rhea. “ Ok you will be a
hunter then.”

"You guys and your umbrellas..." Rhea shook her head. "You guys get manlier by every conversation we have."

Rhea grinned, shrugging her shoulders and giving her brother an innocent look. "Giving you nightmares would never be something I planned on doing!" she feigned a gasp.

Rhea pouted slightly. I won't kill them just hurt them enough so they won't do it again. That didn't sound like fun, what if she wanted them to do it again? Yes, better keep secrets. "I don't really want to be a butterfly hunter, that sounds like a boring job." Maybe she was turning back to her normal self, gay rights and porn seemed to work her up quite the bit. "Butterflies are better than normal flies though, flies are disgusting."

Artemis smirked. “ There is nothing
wrong with having those little umbrellas.” He really wasn't paying
attention to everything that Rhea was saying.


He then rolled her eyes. “ You would
to plan on giving me nightmares.” He then smirked. “ I might have
to go to your dorm if I have one.” That is when he started to
laugh. He loved it when he would tease Rhea like this.


Artemis knew that both him and Theo was
making sure that Rhea wouldn't get hurt. But it was something an
older brother would do. He was sure that Rhea would do the same thing
to him if he was hurt by a women. “ Butterfly hunter doesn't sound
like a boring job. Now a ghost hunter that would be a freaking
awesome job.” She then mention something about flies. “ Yeah they
are gross but I am sure that they keep another bug away.”

"There's maybe nothing wrong with them but they're not exactly the epitome of manliness either." Rhea shrugged. Herself, she loved the umbrellas and cocktails, but she couldn't really waste an opportunity to call her brother girly, could she?

Rhea raised her eyebrows. "Please don't come into my dorm if you have nightmares, go look for hugs in the arms of Radley or something."

"Ghost hunter? Really?" Rhea raised her eyebrows before shaking her head at her brother. "I'd prefer not working." Rhea decided. "Don't you think we have enough money to live on anyway? I could just buy shoes for a living, or something."

Artemis was looking at Rhea was
talking. “ Yes there is nothing wrong with cocktails and all the
umbrellas.” He then started to smirked. “ And there is nothing
wrong with drinking a bitch beer. They are really good.”


He then rolled her eyes. “ Really do
you think I would leave my warm bed to come to your dorm?” He
couldn't help but laugh. “ I would rather go into Evie arms before
I went to Radley.”


Artemis then pretend to look hurt. “
Yes Ghost hunter would be something fun to do.” He then looked at
Rhea. “ Yes we have the money, but what happens when one day that
money is gone. Then what are we going to do?”

"Bitch beer." Rhea repeated, shaking her head before she sighed. "Men. You give me headache."

"Okay, so-" Rhea found herself, yet again, mildly grossed out. "You're going to hit on Evangeline now?" she raised her eyebrows. "You disgust me. You disgust me so bad." she shook her head again. "But at least that leaves Radley free for me." she joked.

"Our money is going to leave?" Rhea asked, biting her lip. "If it ever happens that our money runs out, I'll be happily married to someone by then and they'll probably work or have money." she shrugged her shoulders. She had actually given it a thought, what she wanted to do with her life but she didn't have an answer to that (yet).

Artemis then started to smirk at Rhea
when she said they gave him a headache. “ You know it is my job to
be a headache to you.”


He couldn't help but laugh at the look
on her face when he said he would run to Evie. “ Oh you know that I
am just playing Rhea. I know how you hate that women.” He then
rolled his eyes. “ Yeah I guess that does till he does something to
you that I don't like.”


“ Our money isn't leaving but what if
one day it did?” He then listened to her talk about saying one day
she would be married to someone who had money. “ Rhea money isn't
everything.”

"You and Theo both seem to take that job very seriously." Rhea rolled her eyes. "I wouldn't mind getting a little break from it every now and then. Peace and quietness, please."

Rhea grimaced. She really, really, really didn't like Evangeline and she couldn't stand being teased - especially if it involved her. "It's not funny." she narrowed her eyebrows slightly. "And what do you even know if I hate her or not! We might be best friends for all you know and that's why I dont want you shagging her."

Rhea rolled her eyes. "I know money isn't everything." she grimaced again. "It still doesn't mean I really want a job."